Aminet 21/Aminet 21 (1997)(GTI - Schatztruhe)[!][Oct 1997].iso/Aminet/comm/cnet/supertg2.lha/Funny_As

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As funny as...a baby playing with a loaded gun.
As funny as...a bag of porcupines.
As funny as...a ball and chain.
As funny as...a barrel of rats.
As funny as...a baseball hat 'side yo' head.
As funny as...a black eye.
As funny as...a blind man on the freeway.
As funny as...a boil in your ass.
As funny as...a brain tumor.
As funny as...a brick through a plate glass window.
As funny as...a broken promise.
As funny as...a bucket of blood.
As funny as...a candlelight tour of a dynamite factory.
As funny as...a car bomb.
As funny as...a case of the crabs.
As funny as...a chamber of horrors.
As funny as...a chicken-wire canoe.
As funny as...a cigarette machine in an emphysema ward.
As funny as...a clogged drain.
As funny as...a crazed diarrhetic elephant.
As funny as...a cross-eyed surgeon with a case of the shakes.
As funny as...a dead baby joke in a crematorium.
As funny as...a dead baby.
As funny as...a dead fish.
As funny as...a death sentence.
As funny as...a dirty diaper.
As funny as...a double mastectomy.
As funny as...a Drano enema.
As funny as...a drive-by shooting.
As funny as...a drunken airline pilot.
As funny as...a face full of pimples.
As funny as...a fart in a spacesuit.
As funny as...a fart in an elevator.
As funny as...a final exam.
As funny as...a firing squad.
As funny as...a five-alarm fire.
As funny as...a flash flood in a Fizzies factory.
As funny as...a flat tire.
As funny as...a fractured skull.
As funny as...a frantic flying screw.
As funny as...a frontal lobotomy.
As funny as...a full body cast.
As funny as...a funeral.
As funny as...a Get Well card on a coffin.
As funny as...a hairpin turn on a mountain road.
As funny as...a hate crime.
As funny as...a head-on collision.
As funny as...a heart attack.
As funny as...a hemophiliac in a briar patch.
As funny as...a horseback rid with hemorrhoids.
As funny as...a house full of termites.
As funny as...a hungry grizzly bear in your tent.
As funny as...a just-peed-in swimming pool.
As funny as...a lead balloon.
As funny as...a leaky life raft in shark-infested waters.
As funny as...a live wire in a bathtub.
As funny as...a loaded barf bag.
As funny as...a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking.
As funny as...a maniac with a meat axe.
As funny as...a morgue.
As funny as...a mouthful of cancer.
As funny as...a natural disaster.
As funny as...a near-sighted knife thrower.
As funny as...a necktie party.
As funny as...a nuclear meltdown.
As funny as...a one-way ticket to Hell.
As funny as...a pair of cement overshoes.
As funny as...a pair of wet socks.
As funny as...a paper cut.
As funny as...a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward.
As funny as...a perforated parachute.
As funny as...a pigeon bomb.
As funny as...a plague of locusts.
As funny as...a plutonium pizza.
As funny as...a poke in the eye with a rusty umbrella.
As funny as...a power outage on the subway.
As funny as...a proctologist with cold hands.
As funny as...a rabid pit bull dog in your face.
As funny as...a road kill pizza.
As funny as...a roller-coaster car with three loose wheels.
As funny as...a room full of roaches.
As funny as...a root canal.
As funny as...a rubber crutch.
As funny as...a runaway train.
As funny as...a scorpion in your shorts.
As funny as...a screen door on a battleship.
As funny as...a screen door on a submarine.
As funny as...a shit sandwich.
As funny as...a shoe full of dog crap.
As funny as...a shrunken head.
As funny as...a skunk spray.
As funny as...a slaughterhouse.
As funny as...a slug in the gut.
As funny as...a speed trap.
As funny as...a stuttering telephone solicitor with the hiccups.
As funny as...a supernova up close.
As funny as...a swarm of angry bees.
As funny as...a swift kick in the nuts.
As funny as...a tank with a kickstand.
As funny as...a tax form.
As funny as...a terminal disease.
As funny as...a third-degree sunburn.
As funny as...a tombstone.
As funny as...a traffic ticket.
As funny as...a trip though a hay baler.
As funny as...a turd in the punch bowl.
As funny as...a used condom.
As funny as...a venereal disease.
As funny as...a visit from Dr. Kevorkian.
As funny as...a warrant disclaimer.
As funny as...a wheelchair.
As funny as...a zombie in heat.
As funny as...an arrest warrant.
As funny as...an elevator stuck between floors.
As funny as...an epileptic fit.
As funny as...an iron lung.
As funny as...an IRS audit.
As funny as...an un flushed toilet.
As funny as...asking What's eatin' you? at a leper colony.
As funny as...Bozo on drugs.
As funny as...ejection sets on a helicopter.